Wachovia approval

I just got approved to fast-track anyone that has a home they want to sell that has a Wachovia loan (s) higher than the market value. If the home is in LA County, is your personal residence, has a balance higher than the value of the home plus closing costs, then I can fast-tract, within 45 days, a short sale. I can also negotiate up to $8,500 bonus to the seller upon close of escrow. No promises, the bonus is on a case-by-case scenario. The information needed from the seller is minimal, the contact I have at the bank is direct and one-stop, and they will negotiate a non-recourse deal where you don't have to pay back the loss, and not pay taxes on the loss. I think that a big investor bought a big pool of Wachovia loans when the bank went under and wants to cash out, this is the only reason I can think that would prod a bank to offer this to me. Interested, let me know. Not interested in selling, then you should have me help you get your loan modified. This is probably about the easiest bank to work with out there.